Americans expect to shell out about $82.93 on average to celebrate Halloween this year, per the National Retail Federation. That estimate covers costumes, decorations and candy (not the dentist visits you might owe after the sugar binge).
Yet some costume retailers would have you believe spending $80 — or more — just on one costume is reasonable. Have youcheckedthe price tags on these outfits recently?
While it’s tempting to hand over a handful of Tubmans to solve your costume dilemma in one purchase, many of these mass-produced ensembles are stitched from flimsy material that won’t survive the night, let alone make it to next year’s festivities.
Below are some particularly maddening costume options. You’re smarter than this, Savinly Readers. I’m confident you can assemble a fantastic, budget-friendly costume this Halloween.
1. Ghost Costume Cape: list price $27.99
Are you really going to pay nearly $30 for a “ghost” cape that looks like it was crafted by your kiddo? (Nice handiwork, junior.)
White tulle runs under $2 per yard at Jo-Ann Fabrics. Buy 4–5 yards, drape it, fasten with a scrap of ribbon at the neck and send them out the door.
Oh, and the adult version of this getup costs $35. It comes with a white dress underneath the cape, but I’m pretty sure you own a white T-shirt already.
Pick up white leggings at Target during your Jo-Ann run and call it a holiday-ready look.
2. Adult Purple Grapes Costume: $54.99
Back in the day we made this costume ourselves with blown-up purple balloons taped to plain clothing.
Balloons also add more amusement — and suspense. Will the grapes survive the night intact? That’s the real entertainment; place your bets now.
Plus, the store-bought version doesn’t even include the oversized cartoon gloves pictured — those tack on another $10. No mitts, no sale from me.
3. Wednesday Addams Dress: $34.99
You don’t already own a black dress?
This costume doesn’t include the wig, tights or shoes. Keep in mind: Wednesday herself would never fall for cheap shortcuts.
4. Skeleton Catsuit: $34.59
If you opt for the lazy option and purchase this suit instead of making it, consider me disappointed.
Step one: source black leggings and a long-sleeve black top — you likely already own them.
Step two: cut bone shapes from white felt or plain paper and affix with double-sided tape to the black garments.
No medical degree required to assemble this look.
5. Baby Firefighter Costume (18 months): $29.41
This baby outfit is adorable, but unnecessary. Buy red sweatpants for your little one — comfy for cuddles all year — and add black and orange felt details secured with safety pins for firefighting flair.
Your child will probably despise the hat, so don’t spend much on it.
6. Tina Belcher Outfit and Foam Wig: $34.99
The foam wig included with this “Bob’s Burgers” costume is clever, but you’ll ditch it after ten minutes when you get too warm and leave it in a corner.
Instead, pick up a blue tee and skirt from a thrift shop, splurge on fresh tube socks and wear a pair of comfy sneakers.
Borrow a spare pair of glasses from a style-savvy friend (they always have extras) and forget about styling your hair. Fans will still recognize the character.
7. 80s Rocker Diva: $49.99
You don’t even need a thrift-store run to pull together the pieces for this 80s rocker.
Just raid your younger sibling’s closet. Vintage vibes are back in a big way.
8. Adult Burglar Costume: $24.99
If you purchase this burglar outfit, you’ll be the least convincing thief around. It doesn’t even include pants.
If you can’t dig up a striped shirt from your closet, you probably shouldn’t be attempting any heists.
Your Turn: How much will you spend on a Halloween costume this year?
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